"Pissed and Just", Toilet Paper with Politicians of PiS
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Piss and Justice Politicians where they belong
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The world's only, unique "Pissed and Just" toilet paper with four wise figures:
PINOCCHIO
Official head of the Republic of Poland, an effective negotiator, an independent financier, inexplicably given a nickname associated with a wooden puppet with human traits.
ZERRO
A true reformer, an unyielding prosecutor, against whom no doctor or other murderer can be protected.
ANTONI MACIEJ REWICZ
An unyielding investigator devoted to a single case. Legends circulate about his scar on his forehead. The most likely one is that it's a remnant of Voldemort's use of a deadly spell against fifteen-month-old Antoni.
JAROSŁAW KACZUZELSKI
Once a statesman, the creator of Solidarity, who single-handedly brought down communism and sat at the round table alone. Now a forest-dwelling old man, detached from reality, spouting nonsense on television on any issue he comments on.
He dreams of the times of the Polish People's Republic, and therefore, in the seclusion of his Żoliborz residence, he dresses up in his uniform and dreams of absolute power.
Despite not drinking, he has not managed to reproduce.
Data sheet
- Length
- 30m
- Paper weight
- 3 x 17gsm
- Vital info
- 3-ply
Image repeats along the entire roll length
Perforated
Septic Tank Safe
Specific References
- EAN13
- 5904870759073
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